my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
Me, all the time, every day.
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing?
I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.
shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy